Supernatural Sickfic Oneshots

Gosh Dang It, Rowena!

So this was requested a while back, and due to being insanely busy, I only just now got to it. I am so sorry for the delay, but hopefully it will be enjoyable! This has a bit of an AU feel to it, and is not meant to have any clear ships, but there will be glimpses of Destiel, Sabriel, and Samifer. Requested by victoriagray2. 

Spoilers: No one has died, and as long as you know who Charlie and Rowena are, then you are golden! Please enjoy! 

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Sam and Dean should have known better than to go up against a witch, much less Rowena. They are too powerful and know all too well, how to hurt and screw with people. 

"Idjits! Even with Cas, Gabe, and Lucifer, we won't be strong enough to take her on." Bobby yelled at the boys, watching as they protected their newest recruit, Charlie, from multiple flying objects. 

"Fools! Did you really think you could defeat me?!" Rowena screamed, chanting in Latin and shooting a weird clouded mess from her hands. "Enjoy this mess for a few days, boys." she said with a maniacal laugh, before disappearing in a cloud of purple smoke. 

"Balls!" Bobby mumbled, looking around to see what happened. "Is everyone okay?" he questioned, taking an inventory of the team to make sure they were all okay. 

"I'm good." Sam and Dean called in unison. 

Charlie started laughing too hard to speak, but offered a thumb's up to the older hunter. 

"Flyboys?" Bobby called, shaking his head. He looked around, but there was no sign of Cas, Gabe, or Lucifer. 

"Cas?" Dean called, immediately sobering from laughing with Charlie. 

There was no answer, causing the four hunters to frown in concern. 

"Let's head home, the angels know to fall back there." Bobby said reassuringly, as he started leaving towards the cars outside. 

Dean nodded slowly, silently praying to Cas over and over again, in the hopes that he would hear them. Sam and Charlie followed quietly, both praying for the other angels to hear them too. 

Bobby and Charlie got into Bobby's Chevy Chevelle, and Sam and Dean got into their Impala. They had about a twelve hour drive ahead of them, so they all settled down for a quiet and tense ride home. 

They were all about an hour out of Sioux Falls, when Sam's phone started ringing. Sam quickly, put it into conference call for Bobby and Charlie to hear, and on speaker so that Dean could hear the call too. 

"Hello?" Sam asked a bit loudly. In the background, they could hear muffled whimpers in the background. "Hello?" he asked again.

"Sammy? Is that you?" A small, little voice asked, sounding close to panicking. 

"Yes? Who is this?" Sam asked, looking at Dean in shock. 

"It's Luci... We... we... got... " Lucifer whimpered softly, sniffling loudly in the background. 

"I wanna talk to them..." Another voice whined, sounding on the verge of hysterics. 

"No, Gabe... It's not my turn..." Luci said sternly. "Cas... Stop that...." he yelled, starting to cry softly. 

"Oka... Whoa whoa whoa... Where are you guys?" Sam asked simply, looking at Dean helplessly again. 

"Unca...s...," Cas yelled, before wailing in hysterics.