Gore Convention

Y/n's Vacation

Me: guys I need help

Bo: For fucks sake what now???

Me: 

Michael: I told you to stop using my mugshot as a reaction image

Me: lmao no

Me: make me 

Me: anywaysss

Me: I decided to go on a little ✨vacation✨

Ghost: oh no

JD: oh no

Lester: oh no

Me: oh yeah

Me: I made the decision to check out this little town called Derry

Me: it's quite a charming place actually, and they sell pretty good popcorn

Hannibal: Derry? 

Ghost: wait a sec....

Bo: isn't that where?-

Me: But when I was walking through town to get said popcorn, I heard this voice from the sewer drain

Ghost: shit

JD: oh shit

Me: so naturally I looked down the drain to see where the voice was coming from

Bo: you've actually got to be the stupidest person I've ever met

Bo: like oh my god

Angry Incel: haven't you watched like, any horror movie  ever?

Me: stfu and let me tell my story

Me: goddamn

Me: So there was this clown at the bottom of the sewer, and you'll never guess what he was holding

Ghost: was it popcorn?

Me:...

Me: okay so maybe you can guess what he was holding

Me: so he offered me the popcorn, but the catch was I had to climb down into the sewer to get it

JD: for the love of god phantom...please tell me you didn't

Me:

Michael: fuck you

Michael: seriously knock it off

Me: alright alright

Me: but yeah I did end up going down the drain

Me: and now I'm stuck

Me: please send help

JD: nope

Bo: you got yourself into this, it's your fault

Lester: yeah no, I'm not fucking with the clown

Hannibal: I have no interest in fighting with Pennywise, my apologies

Me: Mikey?

Michael: what do you think I'm going to say?

Me: 'why yes phantom, I would be delighted to help assist you!'

Michael: no

Me: okay damn

Me: some friends y'all are

Ghost:....

Ghost: I'm on my way