Incorrect Quotes

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This isn't a gore convention story, but I still thought it would be fun to make :) Also, whenever I mention Billy, I mean Billy Loomis.

Y/n: Yum, thanks!

Bo, who kidnapped them: * putting more tape over their mouth * I said stop eating it! 

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Stu: I dare you-

Hannibal:  Y/n is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Stu: why not?

Y/n: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

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JD: While I'm gone, you're in charge Stu.

Stu: Yes!

JD, whispering to Y/n: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want him to feel bad.

Y/n: Obviously.

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Stu: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Y/n: Yes.

Stu: I love you.

Y/n: It back.

*Later*

Hannibal : Why is Stu crying face-down on the floor?

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Y/n: You know you can die from that, right?

JD : *smoking a cigarette* That's the point.

Hannibal: *drinking alcohol* We're trying to speed this up.

Stu: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

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JD: Truth or dare?

Y/n: Dare.

JD: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Y/n: Hey Stu?

Stu, blushing: Yeah?

Y/n: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Vincent

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Y/n: Stu, we're hungry!

JD: Stu! What's for dinner?

Billy : We're hungry, Stu!

Stu, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

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Y/n: I'm bored.

Stu: Wanna commit first degree murder?

Y/n: Sure!

JD , hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that gun down! Put Billy down!!

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Hannibal : We call that a traumatic experience.

Hannibal , turning to JD: Not a "bruh moment".

Hannibal , turning to Stu: Not "sadge".

Hannibal , turning to Y/n: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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JD, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Billy , pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Stu, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Y/n, trembling: What are we playing?!

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*Trying to cheer Stu after a break up*

Billy : You broke up with Y/n for a reason.

Stu: I know, I know. I'm just so tired of missing them. Tired of wondering why they haven't called. Why haven't they called?

Hannibal: Maybe because you told them not to.

Stu: What are you, the Memory Person?

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Billy : Why are your tongues purple?

Y/n: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

JD: I had a red one.

Billy : oh.

Billy :

Billy : OH.

Stu:

Stu: You drank eachothers slushies?

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Y/n: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Glen.

Glen: I hate myself.

Y/n: Alright, square up.

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Y/n: Okay, what does A stand for?

Glen: Arson.

Y/n: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Glen: Barson.

Stu: *laughter*

Y/n: What stands for C?

Glen: Commit arson.

Stu: Oooo. 

Y/n: D!

Glen: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

Stu: *more laughter*


This was pretty fun to make, let me know if you'd like more incorrect quotes!


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