Lai/Lailani
"Zeke, can you get me the strawberries?" I asked
"Why? yeen even like the shits" he said while handing it to me
"There not for me, it's for Shama". Right now we were at Ralphs cause I needed more food for my house. This my first time coming cause I heard their lines are horrible. I like to be boujee most of the time so i go to Target.
"You know that ugly nigga like you right?" Zeke said while putting apples into the cart
"No, he doesn't". He made a face
"Now how the fuck you gon tell me? That nigga never fuck wit females"
"Well if he likes me then why is he so mean to me?"
"It's his heavy ass guard he got up, he ain like dat for real"
"Oh". We walked past this lady with two cats in her hands looking for pickles.
"Ugly ass animals" Zeke said loud enough for her to hear so she turned around
"You better watch yo mouth muhfucka, don't test my gangsta hoe" oop-
"I'm sorry ma'am, don't pull out the cane". Disrespectful but funny
"Nigga lets go. Now."
Later that day....
"It's 3 in the morning, i'm thinkin bout hittin this lick. I know what y'all thinkin i'm bogus, i'm supposed to be home wit ah bitch. Naw see, i pay the rent. Yeah and I got ah kid damn plus his-"
"Shut the hell up"
"Um sir, you can get the fuck out. Hell you think you is?". I don't know why this nigga got ah attitude. He being heavy on his bipolar tings.
"You got my strawberries?"
"Yeah, they in the kitchen. Where all the food at"
"Ian talkin to you bitch.. shut up"
"I-"
"Ian talking to you luh baby. Nigga shut the fuck up". This nigga only come over here just to play the game.
"Um allat cursing ain necessary at all. So please chill" I said while walking to the living room. I sat on the couch and turned the tv on the finish watching Grand Army.
"Come back in hea"
"I'm good. Thanks though"
"I see you got jokes"
"You must of been blind cause i always had em"
"Mmcht"
"Bitch!! Corvette Corvette, hop inna muhfuckin jet like that-" I stopped saying the song because he was just there staring at me
"Wha goin on witchu lai?". I turned the tv down
"Whatchu mean?"
"You acting different"
"How?"
"You more energetic and you startin to talk back"
"It's nothing. I'm fine"
"Aii mane.I'm outchea, can you power off that game?"
"kk". He gave me a hug then left. Welp... so much for company
Shama/Sincere
Crenshaw, California
