A/N: Cause why the heck not? :)
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Villain: But why would you save him? You don't even like him that much.
Jason, dragging an unconscious Damian away from battle: OHANA, B*TCH.
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Damian: I would like to join you in acknowledging the difficulties of your life.
*aggressively shoves toad into Sevy's lap*
Damian: I found him in the garden.
Sevy: No offense, but you aren't very good at the comfort thing.
Sevy: ............
Sevy: What's this froggy-boi's name?
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Dick: Why did I wake up tied to the bed?
Sevy: You got drunk.
Dick: And????
Sevy: You backflipped off the Wayne Tower in your PJs.
Dick: I'm a gymnast, they should know better than to let me get drunk near anything I can flip off of.
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Sevy: To beat this bad guy, we need a truly illogical, stupid solution. A truly...dumb idea.
*Everyone whips around to face Christopher*
Christopher, mouth full of chips: What?
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Briar: I got a solution.
Sevy: Thank God.
Briar: It involves fire.
Sevy: Absolutely not.
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Villain: Are you clinically insane, or incredibly annoying?
Briar: I don't know, probably both.
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Steph: How do you lose weight?
Sevy: You know what they say, panicking for hours on end burns a shit-ton of calories.
Steph: Who even says that?
Sevy: Me. Just now.
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Roy: Hold up, hold up... you died?
Sevy: Yessiree. I died.
Roy: W-wha- didn't Jason die too?
Jason, from across the room: We both did! Twinsies!
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Damian, in a different room: Oh no.
Sevy: *races into the room, baseball bat in hand, panicking* What is it? What happened? Who got hurt? Are you okay?
Damian: I think I ... felt something.
Sevy: ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME?!
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The Midnight Crew- A Batsis X Batfamily Fanfic
FanfictionSevanna was the delinquent, the disappointment, the failure of a Wayne. She was always left out, yelled at, given up on, deemed useless, ignored. Nobody in the Wayne family knew where Bruce went wrong in raising her. The rest of her siblings turned...
