Andysamberg Stories

A relationship would never work out between a criminal and a cop, much less a hitwoman. However, when she finds herself helping out a precinct in exchange for a reduced...

"I hate you Peralta!" "I love you Martinez!"

I wanted to write something about him and thought 'well, why not...' Anyway, these xreader oneshots will be about him and the many characters he played, like Jake Peral...

One chapter stories about the funniest and cutest man alive. Cool cool cool cool cool cool, no doubt no doubt, no doubt.

Brooklyn 99 fanfiction between the reader and Jake Peralta.

one shots about b99 bc i just bingewatched all 8 seasons and i'm not ready to let it go

( '𝗶 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂'.... 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌, 𝐧𝐨, 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 ) ( 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙪𝙥, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐦. ) ( 𝘪 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝙞𝙛...

I watch the Brooklyn Nine-Nine and I love it so I want to do a oneshots on the loveable Jake Peralta I might do smuts/lemons but most of these are Fluff Jake Peralta x r...

❝ 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗴 𝗺𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁, 𝗳𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 ❞ two best friends who never knew what was in store for them. - jake peralta...

as much as anyone, i LOVE snl. hmu with requests and ily all <3 requests: open

I would die for you. In fact, I would die hard.

Jake and Amy Peralta have been married for 18 months. It had been the best 18 months of their lives. They were more in love than ever before. They finally thought they w...

IN WHICH JAKE HATES HER BECAUSE SHE MAKES HIS HEART BEAT FASTER THAN USUAL

she is like a flower bouquet, beautiful but mischievous the flower loving girl who refused to let it break her. she faced tragedy, she felt pain and it only made her st...

What does it feel like to fall in love? Is Bill going to be the first person I fall in love with? Read to find out.

', i wanna love you till we're food for the worms to eat. till our fingers decompose.' ', keep my hand in yours.' IN WHICH avery mitchell finally escapes from her five y...

You just moved to New york to work for SNL. Its 2006 and your nervous about who your going to meet. Your favourite comedians are working there. You have some troubles w...

The were each other's true loves, They were thrown together, They were each other's destiny.

" We're in the middle of a crime scene, will you please stop singing Taylor Swift!" "I'll have you know, I'm referencing her beautifully crafted lyrics...

─ ❝ ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅʀᴇss ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴘᴀ﹗ ❞ (male!oc x jake peralta) (brooklyn nine nine fic) (plot by -RENEERAPPS)