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𝐊𝐚𝐧𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫~𝐊𝐚𝐧𝐞
𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐞 20|4:36 𝐩𝐦
𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧, 𝐓𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐬"Oh my gawwdddd Kaiyair what the fuck" I said as he smiled at me after he just threw up on my pants.
Then there was a knock on the door.
I picked him up and walked to the door. It was Brax so I opened it and he looked at me crazy.
"Nigga is that nut on your pants"
"No it's his throw up..brax you stupid for real"
"What I'm just asking..move let me in nigga"
I just realized I was blocking the door.
"Oh damn my bad"
"So I got some shit to tell you"
"What shit"
"I got a girl pregnant"
"You lyin"
"Deadass"
I busted out laughing.
"Why are you laughing" he asked.
"I'm trying to figure out if you lyin or not"
"I'm not lying"
"Oh shit you for real"
"Nah nigga I'm for fake" He said sarcastically but my dumbass didn't catch the joke.
"Oh I thought you was for real"
"Kane are you serious right now bruh"
"Nigga yeah are you?"
"Oh my gawdddd I was being sarcastic...I actually have a baby on the way"
"Oh shit...oh you serious as fuck"
"Yeah I'm glad you noticed"
"Yeah bruh congrats"
"Don't ever say that again"
"Why"
"Cuz you sound like a settle aged man named bill"
"Oh..well look I'm about to tell you something and if you tell Sia ima break yo damn face"
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